Sports Humor

The Rose Bowl Institute is dead serious about its mission to champion sportsmanship and sports values, but we also have a sense of humor.

Sports Humor Submissions

Many sports figures are also known for their humor. “Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing,” said Mark Twain. We agree and offer these pages to instances where sports are the subject of good, clean humor. Please submit your favorite sports joke or humorous story.

Please remember this is a family site, so we will need to remove any submissions that are not suitable for youth’s consumption either in language or subject matter.

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Kids Jokes

From Best. Jokes. Ever. Jokes for Kids, by Chantelle Grace

How do baseball players stay cool?
They sit next to their fans.
What do cheerleader’s eat for breakfast?
Cheerios.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Because everyone dribbles on the floor.
You can serve it but not eat it. What is it?
A volleyball.
Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
He wanted to tie the game.
Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin?
They both depend on the batter.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.
Why did the man run around in his bed?
Because he wanted to catch up on his sleep.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A stick.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
He wanted his quarterback.
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
The players raise a racquet.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing.
Why did the ballerina quit?
Because it was tutu hard.